1. If your cell phone rings during the meeting it will cost you $1, next time $2, 3rd time you will physically be removed.
2. Picture in paper will cost you $1 for each one each time it is there. Keep you nose clean and out of the paper.
3. Late comers (entering after the pledge) will be fined $1 each time. Snooze and loose.
4. If you win the 50/50 you have options. Donate it back and get one GET OUT OF JAIL FREE CARD. Or keep have and give the sheriff half to help toward the purchase of his new truck. This is worth brownie points toward your next violation.
5. Don't wear your badge, that's OK but it will cost you $1 if your caught. I can't remember everyone's name.
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